Trapped in the ER

The ER is hte most ghetto place I know. And that is saying something! My high school class could not eve get their act together enough to have  year book! But here I am again, third trip to the ER this month, twice for me, once for Malani, and I want to cry.
I think my UTI came back with a vengeance. I think its trying to kill me. And this is after my court date for my traffic violation. Of course, i get RObo-cob or the state trooper who watched a little too much chips in his childhood. He had 104 tickets written, and most of hte violators were a no show. Evn the Judge asked him if he volunteered for extra traffic duty! I got PBJ and a reduced fine, Good judge, and then it was right to the er.
You have not experienced pain until you have had a miscarriage, given birth, or had a bad UTI. I was almost crying in the courtroom! But after some run around (Me looking for a ban because they don’t take VIsa or certain banks debt cards, I was out of there and straight to the ER.
ANd I have been sitting here for three hours. There is a influx of complaining kids that really don’t have anything better to do but to curse and swear and abuse the English language with profane language (and its bad if I am complaining about the amount of cursing going on) and make sure that everone in earshot can hear.
Check out the highlights!!
Getting beat up by their boyfriends-check
cheating live in lovers- check
I;m hungry-check
Oh addedum on the hungry, I;m hungry for a chicken box- check.
They taking too long- (Direct quote) check
I;m going to church after my live in lover cheats on me and I had to cures hi sstupid ass out, Help me Jesus!- check

And let us not forget random drug use references, I’m gonna stab you and cut off your dick if you bruise me again, will you go the the bathroom with me to give this urine sample? No? You are a bastard and an asshole, he stole my car, He needs to go with the chick he;s fucking….and many more.

And let us not forget the classics. I don;t know where that knot came from? Are you going to call teh cops? and You people are full of shit! An hor for blood tests? They trippin’. yo!

I want to get out of here so damn bad! I wish I could walk out, but walking is difficult and I am in too much pain to go anywhere. I hate going to the ER alone, makes it hard to whine and not look stupid.

So I am going to sit here and write until they are done wiht my tests and get me the hell out of here! God, help me! They are turning up the TV on some cable judge show! WHY, God!? What did I do to deserve this? Waaaaa!!!!!

Flash, in pain and almost in tears, and I want to go the hell home!

Have You Been Flashed?

Stephanie Burke


How Not to Date a Fae! It’s here! NC 17 excerpt

It is here! *g* Yeah! Book releases are fun! *g* So I am going to share a snippet of How Not to Date a Fae! Poor Ario… But… It gets a lot better! *g*




Ario moaned, his head flying back, his shoulder-length black hair falling to frame his face in ebony locks of silk. Sweat lent his body a golden aura that was picked up and reflected in the light of the five candles that lit his darkened bedroom, creating a spotlight for a one-man show that no one would ever see.
Or so he thought.
He squeezed his eyes shut as his arousal and loneliness seemed to fill his chest. He concentrated on one and pushed the other away, his hand pulling ever more rapidly at his hot, throbbing dick, which had been in an unusual state of arousal all damn day.
Nothing he did made his dick behave — not the cold showers, not the hard, backbreaking labor, not the thought of all he’d left behind to venture here into the wilds. Nothing worked, so he was forced to resort to one of his most hated and beloved activities.
A sobbing cry left his lips as he rose to his knees, his thighs spreading wide as he pounded away at his dick. He ran his free hand over his chest, pulling at his nipple rings, hissing as the small pain drove him closer to what he desired but not far enough to topple him over the edge.
He tugged harder, almost angrily, and his dick got harder, the precum flowing more furiously, but he was no closer to release. He was almost sobbing as the tension built with no release in sight. He was afraid he would go mad before he obtained his elusive orgasm.
Tears rolled down his cheeks, mixing and falling with the sweat that freely fell from his body as his hand released his balls — and then it struck.
Combined pain and pleasure, the ultimate agony mingled with the ultimate ecstasy. The electric sensation ran through his body; he lost all control and fell to the damp sheets below him. The screams that tore from his mouth were both rapturous and agonized as he sobbed out his body’s release.
“No more,” he gasped between sobs as the sensitivity in his body began to decrease, as his screaming nerves subsided into the soreness that would plague the surface of his skin for days. “No more.”
“No more,” a small voice promised as its owner leaned against the window. Eyes no larger than copper pennies gleamed with determination as tiny hands pressed against the glass. Then, quick as a flit, the tiny being was gone, its silvery gleam lost in the night sky, like so many dancing fireflies. It had work to do. The decision had been made.

Ninja VS Pirate part 5, NC 17 and Complete with MALE DOMINATION!

And bad me for teasing! LOL

Jay and Liza plus the mysterious Opal get into more … well, its something! I would be calling shenanigans if I was Jay…but maybe he likes it rough! LOL


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The fifth Stand



“Stupid, stupid, man!”


Jay winced as he felt two pairs of hands, hands that had been previously pummeling the hell out of eachother, reach for him.


Before he could blink he was lifted and tossed down onto the messy bed with no concern for his flailing limbs. The only thing the ladies seemed to be concerned about was his face and his dick.


“Hey!” he opened his mouth to protest, but a shaved bush was an effective gag, and this Opal knew.


“Enjoy him now,” Liza was informing her foe. “Cause as soon as I get off a few times, I’m going to fucking kill you, Bitch.”


“It is adrenaline, nothing more,” Opal growled, grinding her pussy deeper into his face.
“And you, White Boy, Dinner is served!”


Jay opened his mouth on a moan, breathing in the feminine musk of Opal while another small set of hands descended on his dick, rubbing and stroking until he could feel his balls rise up against its base.


“No!” Liza screamed as a hard slap landed on his unprotected ass.


He tried to move his hands, but they were being held in place by a clever Opal who had them stuck in the bed between her thigh and calf.


“No cuming until I say!” Liza roared and he felt a pinch at his inner thigh right before he felt her deadly feminine hands reach out to tug his nuts downward.


It was enough of a shock to have him screaming out in alarm…and Opal moaning at the vibrations this caused.


“Oh yeah, she moaned. “Bitch, slap him again. Make him buck up. It does wonderful things for my pussy!”


Before he could even think to protest, both of his legs were pulled up into the air and Liza was paddling his vulnerable cheeks. She slapped him hard with her open palm, landing another blow, and another, and still another.


He bucked up, hearing the ladies laugh and knowing that his had to look ridiculous with one woman riding his face holding his legs in the air and another warming his ass for him… but it all felt so fucking good!


He moaned, lashing his tongue out at the Asian delivery on his face while his little blond Amazon slapped his ass just right.


His dick was hard and leaking, smearing his own precum against his abs as his tongue sought out the swollen node of Opal’s clit.


His body was on fire, his mind melting as his face was covered in her juices. And then Liza was tugging at his balls, rubbing her fingers along his hot flesh, making little sounds of approval as he relaxed into her punishment.


“I think this one is a really bad boy,” Opal moaned, grinding forward, pulling her tantalizing clit away form his suckling mouth and rubbing it instead on his stubble covered chin. This put her opening in direct contact with his grateful tongue and he began lapping up her juices.


“You know what really bad boys get?” Liza asked Opal, leaving off fingering his balls an, one hand holding them up while her nails scraped backwards, circling his virgin pucker.


Jay jerked at this move. It was something he had never had so blatantly happen to him. Sure he had the occasional finger poking at him while he was pile driving some chick into ecstasy. But this direct and open fingering… it felt strange and a bit scary.


He felt his cock which was rick hard a moment before and swollen to the max, wilt a bit.


“Oh, I don’t think he likes this idea.” Opal chuckled, reaching down and pulling at a nipple, making him jump again, forcing Liza’s finger deeper into the no-no zone.


“But its not about what he wants,” Liza was insistent about that, adding another slap to his ass.


And his stupid traitorous dick loved the abuse so much it stiffened right back up again.


“It’s about what we want.” Opal chuckled, and shuddered as his stupid lapping tongue drew her to her first climax. Jay was suddenly flooded in her sweet musky juices, and could do noting but helpless enjoy her flavor and her heat while Liza gently stroked the returning hardness of his dick and fingers his ass trench.


He bucked up, but the ladies only tightened their control of his body, Opal leaning on his legs, as she began to ground her way to another climax on his chin while Liza leaned forward, tugging his cock up, enveloping its head into her hot wet mouth.


In the position he was, there was no way he could open his eyes and lean forward to see what the wild Liza was going to do next, but he could feel. God, how he could feel.


And then she was licking and sucking, and moaning and…and was that a finger sliding inside her mouth beside his shaft?


Why yes, it was! And it made his squint, that wiggling finger, that teasing finger.


And again he was loosing his mind in a haze of passion, his nuts churning, his face covered in the slick juices of a beautiful woman, his cock and balls being worked by another!


He moaned and doubled his efforts on opal, fucking her with his tongue, feeling his toes curl and his thighs strain as Liza attempted to suck the life out of him through his dick.


He relaxed into this torture, the spurt he felt at Liza’s earlier actions only adding to the tingling in his spine that let him know he was well on his way to a monster climax.


He was bucking up, growing and shifting his face for side to side to ensure a through coating of hot chick cream…when that finger was pulled from Liza’s mouth and pressed, hard, against virgin territory.


“Bad boy’s get fucked!” Liza growled and then there was a hard pressure right against his asshole and lights exploded behind Jay’s tightly closed eyes.

It’s the return of the Hump Day Hump Pirate VS Ninja IV NC 17….

It’s a new year and time to get back with my Pirate and my Ninja! When we last left off, Liza and Jay were the victims of coitus interruptus by non other than the poison fists of Opal! Oh No! What’s a poor Pirate and Ninja to do? *g*

Flash, who is having fun with this one!

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Jay went flying.


It was not his most graceful dismount ever, but it kept him alive. And what more could he want?


His back hit the hard carpeted floor, and he took a moment to think about how much stray hair and jizz he was sitting in, hotel carpets were notorious for not being clean, when he realized that he was about to live out every man’s fantasy.


There was a naked chick he was just fucking… and a hot Asian babe fighting!


Thank you God, he offered up a silent prayer. I must have done something right!


He rose up on his knees and peered over the side of the mattress and bit his lips to hold back a groan.


There was Liza, in all her naked blond glory landing a massive punch into he stomach of the one called Opal. Her muscles rippled, her ass bounced, her boobs were doing this kind of wave thing as her arm extended. If he had some mud he would be having a real show.


And Opal… Yeah. Long black hair flying, her lips parted in an “o” of pleasure…rather pain as Liza’s punch landed, but the way she gritted her teeth, tossed her hair back, and swung her leg up into a high hammer kick, a high full split no less, and let her heel drop, barely missing Liza…oh yeah, that was hot.


His balls were still tingling and his dick was still hard, so he had to drop a hand down and help ease the tension a little.


And if the condom went flying and his hand fist just started stroking his throbbing shaft, then so be it.


Opportunities like this didn’t come along often, and almost never for him. Well, there was that threesome in Bangkok, but he had won those girls fair and square during a poker game where he only cheated a little. This was something all together different.


Opal let out a screech as Liz reached up and grabbed the front of Opal’s shirt. There was a loud rip and then the front of that back silk…thing she wore was ripped away, exposing pale flesh, high small boobs tipped with dark nipples.


He moaned as his balls began to rise up.


But he quickly pinched the base of his dick and tugged his balls down, staving off any accidental cuming. This was getting good and it would ruin his good mood to have him blow his load too soon. There was more to see.


He turned his eyes back to the fight, to the two pairs of rather nice bouncing boobies and the flex of highly trained feminine flesh as the two women began hissing at each other.


Liza struck again; knocking Opal back a step, but the Asian woman recovered and narrowed her eyes in anger.


She spat out a string of syllables that had to be cursing in a foreign tongue, and stuck out at Liza again with her long powerful legs.


Liza swing at the legs, tearing one pant leg completely off, spinning Opal around and delivering a humiliating boot to her ass.


Bit Opal eluded the blow by jumping into a backwards flip, stretching out that taut little compact body into an arch as she spun over backwards, giving him an excellent shit of her bare boobs in flight before she landed, back to him, knees bent, flexing her cute little ass.


“You will die!” Opal hissed in English and her sleeves must have been annoying her, flapping around like torn ribbons on a costume, cause she reached up and tore them free, leaving her whole upper body exposed.


There was a hawking huge tattoo of a pair of dancing fish tattooed on her back, their scales seeming to shine and shimmer as she positioned her body for her next attack.


Liz had no tattoo’s…that he had seen, but her pale flesh was a wonderful compliment to that inked on colors that Opal sported.


Now he was stroking his dick hard, his free hand rolling and tickling his balls as he watched the two women trade off blows, sexy grunts and growls rolling from their throats.


“God yeah,” he muttered, as he felt his thighs strain as he thrust up into his fist. Precum was plentiful and rolling down his shaft, lubricating hi fist, making the glide easier as he fucked his hand faster and faster. “Keep going, ladies!”


Opal’s one pant leg was falling down now, exposing the crack of her tiny little ass and as she spun around on one leg, kicking out at Liza, the dusky lips of her shaved pussy.


And there was Liza, her swollen labia thrust towards him as he spun around, back towards his eyes as he bent over to avoid the kick.


“Better than porn,” he was moaning like a whore, stroking like he was pumping for oil, sweating like he was between the two of them getting his fuck on but good.


And just as fire was shooting down his spine, his eyes closing, his toes curling, his body tensing in preparation for the biggest orgasm of his life…


“You perverted freak!”


He opened his eyes to see both women, panting for breath, disheveled and naked, glaring at him.


“Getting off, Jay?” Liza sneered and for the first time his brain kicked out the message that making jacking off to a life and death struggle wasn’t the best of ideas.


“I got something to get you off,” Opal sneered and then both women were stalking towards him.


Jay didn’t know whether to run away or to throw himself on their mercy…and it looked like running wasn’t an option.


“He has no brains,” Opal snorted as she closed in to the left, tossing her comment to Liza.


“But he has a big dick and he knows what to do with his tongue,” Liza counted. “Wanna try him?”

Have You Been Flashed?

Stephanie Burke

Haooy New Year

Happy New year everyone! *g*

I hope that 2011 brings strength, clarity, good fortune, and all the good things that come with them! *g*

I love you all and I thank you for being a part of what makes me whole.

Please let us send prayers to those who are suffering, ill, and/or in need. And to those who are coping in these troubled times, let us pray for their continued success.

I would preach about forgiveness of enemies but I have to work on that myself, so I would just ask that we learn to forgive them to enhance the purity of our own selves. (my own self is not pure yet, but it’s getting there! *g*)

Loves you all, my darlings, and Here’s to another year! *g* WOO HOO We survived, though it all, we survived…and we get to do it one more year! *g*

Flash, looking ahead and seeing blue skies!!!